Male health care of _ of 30 kinds of super funny death of the sperm

Male health care of _ of 30 kinds of super funny death of the sperm
After each sexual intercourse, hundreds and thousands of sperms " got rid of " at last Host constraint. However, really " repair into a right fruit " Sperm few. Then, how are other unfortunate sperm ends?
30 kinds of dead laws of the sperm, how many kinds have you tried?
1.Have not dispatched troops for a long time, extremely gloomy.
2.Sometimes one day, save up strength to start out, excitement dies.
3.Hundred billion brothers rush up in a crowd, crowd very much.
4.To find it is a host that solve by oneself, die with injustice unredressed.
5.Spattered to the ground, fall to death.
6.Sprayed onto wall, collide to death.
7.Wiped off by the toilet paper, air-dry it till death.
8.After being wiped off, throw into the garbage bin again, extremely smoked.
9.There is once after all, set foot on the straight way, dash until the terminal first, extremely contented.
10.Second terminal of going to, find, on first step late, die with rage.
11.The third terminal of coming, see others already billing and cooing, envy it very much.
12.Run terminal, visit on the way, turn into, faint extremely after being lost.
13.Tired, tired to death while running.
14.Go to the terminal, have not seen the ovum, extremely disappointed.
15.Went to the terminal, saw an ovum, the happiness died.
16.Went to the terminal, saw two ovums unexpectedly, the intension was dead.
17.Accepted, extremely proud by an ovum.
18.Accepted, extremely imposing by two ovums.
19.Refused by the ovum, cause death ashamedly.
20.Taken the safety measure, all brothers fall into the sheath, is killed by the own brother.
21.The sheath export has been made one and formed, suffocate and die.
22.Find in surprise there are holes of needles in the sheath, die pleasantly surprisedly.
23.Fall over each other to come out, find the sheath is thrown away in water, drowned.
24.Find similar to one's own feature tadpole dark like a from Africa one in water, smile very much.
25.Enrage tadpoles, swallow own many brothers furiously, is frightened to death.
26.Set out for the second time, it is all saliva to have on brothers, extremely sick.
27.The one that has die nausea no was extremely sour the gastric juice later on.
28.The brother with sense of duty is donated out, put in the fridge, freeze to death.
29.Coldproof because used, wait for it till death.
30.Except an adult's brother, the others are all extremely white.
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