Laugh at and collect the relaxed moment of _ in classical college entrance examination

Laugh at and collect the relaxed moment of _ in classical college entrance examination
There is an examination question of Chinese in this way in college entrance examination in some year: Give and popularize the mandarin to do an advertisement plan with 10 to 20 words, that is to write jingles! While changing the roll, some classmates' answer really lets people exclaim endlessly. Bring incomparable happiness to uninteresting changing the roll. Extract some as follows:



Do to ordinary people, say the mandarin.

The remotest distance in the world, it is not a distance grown and died, do not separate far away. But you speak what I understand dialect. ----Please speak the mandarin! ! !

Popularize the mandarin, have no obstacle to communicate

The dialect is sincere and valuable, the foreign language price is higher. If is the mandarin, the two can all throw.

Mandarin is pretty good

You would want to speak the mandarin otherwise elder sister of Goddess of Mercy to blame you, Wu Kong! ~!

Having spoken the mandarin, the tooth is good, good appetite, it is fragrant to eat

Gradually study until can mandarin, today late heart large different loud different feeling I

Surf the Net and use TCP/IP, the mandarin of speaking

Hey, speak the mandarin, really let this of ours down and open one's mouth!

Have pieces of beautiful girl speak with me last time, person who do others' heart flop flop beat direct. . . Determine, learn ordinary even later on ' Flop) Words

Love her, say the mandarin to her

Learn the mandarin well, it is not afraid of travelling all over the world.

Do not have a rest on summer vacation of this year, only study the mandarin in study

Celebrate a festival and remain silent this year, should speak and speak the mandarin.

It is mandarin era now, the people who speak the mandarin are getting more and more

Go out and say the mandarin! The earth people know.

Study the mandarin! We have been diligent all the time!

How good beaver's uncle's teeth are, because I speak the mandarin

Mandarin, our ordinary people's own words
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