The classical one lacks the root muscle and laughs at the relaxed moment of

The classical one lacks the root muscle and laughs at the relaxed moment of
Include in some classical jokes on net.



1.Boss: Sell the socks! Three yuan per pair!
I: A bit cheaper, ten yuan for three pairs!
Boss: I bid not only number,last hellip; hellip;
2: I one day bought the mutton bunch, stretching out 4 fingers will talk about ldquo to the boss; Want 3 sticks of mutton and string rdquo together;
The boss is indebted to ldquo; How many? rdquo;
I stretch out 3 fingers and talk about ldquo again; 4 rdquo; hellip; hellip;
3: Our general manager is surnamed Zhou, he phones once, I am driving, say once opening one's mouth intensely: Premier Zhou hellip; hellip;
4: Cooking at noon, mother gives me a basin of carrot: ldquo; Go, cut carrot into the meat cubelets! rdquo;
5.I remember I am in high school, see a best brothers buy pancakes to eat outside the door at school, you know too, high school period brain overwork can hungry often, I run forward, beat him at once, then the pancake that seizes him gnaws one, the foul-mouthed one says, really not enough will and spirit, buy cakes and buy one without me too, a cake was not swallowed yet finally, lift the eyes and see and just find that makes a mistake, this let it be too, I say I am sorry, return, run the pancake that me have bite man that once filling in in the hand later, the whole course accomplishes without any letup! ! !
Remember, run, go back to school when gate watch backwards at that time, man that stand before stand it takes the which is short of a mouth pancakes in hand to be in a dazing. Sometimes till now I remember this still can't help beating oneself two times! ! ! !
6.Buy ice-rollies. 1.5 yuan. Give the boss 10 yuan. Boss make change 8.5 yuan. Then throw 8.5 yuan into the garbage bin. It is wrong to think about, throw the ice-rolly into the garbage bin. Have left one sorbet paper hellip on hand; hellip; Cold
Turn over the garbage bin there by oneself finally-
7 : It is very slowly very hungry to have in having a meal in the rice noodles shop on the somth. At last according to unable to bear, make desk, roar it, want, say, have the intersection of rice noodles and I, lift the desk originally!
Said finally: quot; Boss! ! !!Do not and then have the rice noodles, I eat the desk! ! !!
The whole shop will laugh like a drain hellip under the desk in reticent 3 seconds; hellip; Shame-faced hellip; hellip;
8: I am surnamed Zhu, the computer lab of management unit. One day someone made my mobile phone: ldquo; Chicken's section chief, are you in pig's room? rdquo; Scolded that fellow furiously at that time
9: Unit congratulatory words, a leader says: ldquo; Wish everybody a good time hellip; hellip; rdquo; Suppress, can find nothing to say.
10: Parents quarrel, my father is so angry as to say sentence: "I get out for you! "
11: Play basketball when the high school, A have behind the ball, the unselfish one has been passed to B, B scores easily. After a while, B has the ball, A passes ball to him calling loudly. B But shoot the ball by oneself. It is called to that A was big and angry finally: It was really blind my dog's eyes hellip just now; hellip;
The whole audience smile and faint
12: In the university, we ask how it will be one brother situation of Man U, he says the excited one: ldquo; Man U has failed, Beckham has received the end of two pornographic discs! rdquo;
14: Monitor at the primary school extremely serious in the impression, one lesson of studying individually, classroom seething with people, monitor it maintains to be finally unable to endure any longer in the several order, stand up and make the desk and howl: Someone is noisier, break his mouth! ! ! hellip; hellip; The whole class is silent
15: Educate in the university just, military training, company commander know where 's accent it is, called the password mdash; mdash; ldquo; Bore left! rdquo; ldquo; Bore right! rdquo;
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